Remote Commuter Gifts

'I love the job, but it's a tough commute every morning.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Commutobile

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

A white collar cow.