Remote Catch-up Enthusiast Pillows

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"