Remote Catch-up Enthusiast Pillows

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"