Remarriage Pillows

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Second marriage vows.

"This is a great place to work...they give you a day off every time you get married!"

"I never take no for an answer. As a result, I've been married 27 times."

"That's my mum and her boyfriend's the one next to my dad who's behind his girlfriend next to his second wife, just behind my mums first husband."

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

'I finally remarried. You've been in a coma for almost three days.'

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

'He's remarrying her for his money.'

'Relax honey, I've done this dozens of times.'

"My mom's getting remarried and I'm part of the transition team"

"And these two are from my first mortgage."

"But Goldilocks' third husband was just right."

'We still aren't talking to each other. Could you tell him, 'I do'?'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'This is Claire, my prequel, and Cynthia, my sequel.'

'Hope it's 3rd time lucky, Betty!'

'I just ran into your first wife downtown -- she makes a lot of sense.'

'I know we both have kids from a previous marriage, but the term is 'blended famil', not 'bundled family.''

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Your ex asked you to remarry him?!!! You're not considering it, are you???" "Oh, heavens no! I know he's only after me for his money!!!"

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."

"I really think Diana is going to be my watershed wife."

"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

"That was a line from your first marriage, wasn't it?"