Reluctant Workhorse Mugs

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Golfing Boss

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mental To-Do List

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"My art speaks for itself."

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Burning the midnight oil again?

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

Trying to get kids into sports

'This getting fit is killing me.'

We're actually looking for someone who just wants to get out of the house.

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."