Reluctant Workaholic Mugs

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Burning the midnight oil again?

Mental To-Do List

'Relax Bob. You're among friends.'

Golfing Boss

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Working Holiday

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Computer monitor for a head.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I need to clone myself."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.