Workaholic Survivor Mugs

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'Don't worry about me, doctor - it's everyone else's candle I'm burning at both ends.'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Golfing Boss

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Working Holiday

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Computer monitor for a head.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I need to clone myself."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.