Reluctant Performer Mugs

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"My art speaks for itself."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

Trying to get kids into sports

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'