Reluctant Tasters Club Gifts

"I'm inviting you all to taste test a new, cheaper blend of coffee."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

Why men hate shopping.

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

The Imperfect Hostess

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

A brand new day finds Fred, as usual, happily sitting on the sidelines of his own life.

'Maybe there's hope for Leonard yet...' says wife, looking at husband reading a book called 'When funny things happen to stodgy people.'