Reluctant Speller Gifts

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Back to school anchor

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Summer Reading

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

'It's embarrassing, but on page 74, there's an accidentally-corrected misprint.'

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'