Reluctant Scholastic Pillows

Back to school anchor

"Bad dog."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

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'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

Summer Reading

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."