Reluctant Educator Pillows

I start teaching summer school next week...

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Bad dog."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Back to school anchor

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

We're actually looking for someone who just wants to get out of the house.

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

Trying to get kids into sports