Reluctant Learners Pillows

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

spellchecker

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

Back to school anchor

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper