Reluctant Casanova Pillows

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

The Boys of Indian Summer

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

The Imperfect Hostess

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

Trying to get kids into sports

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

Bit on the side

'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'

"Maybe next week when I'm feeling a little better."

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

The Fierce Urgency of Now