Religious Milestone Celebrant Gifts

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Pearly King and Queen

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

Proud Mum.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'This is the 1927 Georges de Latour you bought us for our anniversary, son. Mom spruced it up nicely with orange soda and melon balls.'