Religious Milestone Celebrant Prints

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Pearly King and Queen

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

A very fine vintage

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'She said her first words today.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Proud Mum.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'You remembered our anniversary!'

50th Birthday Balloons

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."