Milestone Celebration Prints

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

Still crazy after all these years.

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! The odometer is about to roll over another 100,000 light years!"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Proud Mum.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"How did you live to be a hundred, Pops?"

80th Birthday

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Pearly King and Queen

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Careful."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you think I'm sixty?

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'