Religious Freedom Fighter Gifts

"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We won!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Nun Binning the Devil

"The enemy of the people!"

The ten ammendments

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Student Debt

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Breaking Through

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Cherchez la femme

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Equal Time for All Christians

Privacy Conference Security

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

Journalist murder.

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Banned Books

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Kiss My Ring

My belief is better than yours!