Religious Reformer Gifts

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Kiss My Ring

There are plenty of great jobs for women in the Catholic Church!

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

The ten ammendments

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

'Nothing about ordaining women?'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Church collection offering plate full of Pink Pounds

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Priest

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Ten Commandments

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.