Church Reformist Gifts

'Ordaining women as bishops wasn't quite enough, was it, my child?'

Irish PM lambasts Irish catholic church for continual sex abuse cover ups.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

The ten ammendments

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Catalan sentence

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Louis Antoine Jullien

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Pope Francis

John Wycliffe

Corruption in the Vatican.

Kiss My Ring

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Philipp Melanchthon (Lutherism)

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

'We've got to elect someone absolutely scandal-free...'

"Our gender neutral parent who art in heaven..."

#MeToo

Vatican Reforms

'Nothing about ordaining women?'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

My Brother's Keeper Scrambles Into Action