Health Freedom Fighter Gifts

"We won!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Exercising

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

Unexpected Error

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

Tree of Life

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Privatisation of the NHS

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Ebola reaches USA.