Religious Figure Pillows

Nun reading book entitled: 'How to be good in bed.'

Trappist talk show.

'What sort of hat?'

Fakir has chamber pot with nails.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

1508: Michelangelo paints the Sistine Chapel

Christmas monks.

The 14th Dalai Lama

BLESS YOU

"How was the new boyfriend?"

Frog It

Lady waiting to clean up after execution.

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

Baby Bird

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Vlad the Impala

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

God Sneezes Out Creation

Golfing Bishop.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

At the 2021 Religious Games

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"