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The Five People You Will Meet in Hell.

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Male On Sunday

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Three Parent Baby

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Holy moly!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.