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Good Casual Friday

Pina Coladas

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

The joy of sects.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

Religion & Economics.