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Good Casual Friday

Pina Coladas

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

The joy of sects.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'