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Bishops tattoo

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Kid doing cave paintings

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'