Religion Analyst Pillows

"They're really more like a bucket list."

"Religion is all about love, peace and forgiveness and if you don't believe it, God's revenge will befall you and you'll burn in eternal damnation and suffer torments of hell!"

"Did you know the Church of Satan has a zero-tolerance policy against pedophiles? I'm not a member, of course, I'm just saying."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Just my luck."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Religion & Economics.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

"Lucifer, if you want your own bedroom you're going to have to move into the basement."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Religion, This End Up

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

'Now they're not set in stone...'