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The Wonder Of It All

Snuggie of Turin

Holy Relics.

"You and your stones collection!"

Turin Shroud...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Werewolves of London..."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

One!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Help me!

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

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