Relay Race Fan T-Shirts

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Unsportables: Relay

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Formula One car origami

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Centaur Sprinter

Pig Trotter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Dog Scalextric

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'