Relaxation Chaser T-Shirts

Christmas Fatigue.

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Holiday Aerobics.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Email Notifications

Housewife: Out of Order.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Interpretive napping

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax