Relationship Mugs

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

'Don and I rarely fight. Then again, we rarely talk.'

"How can an algorithm work out what I want for my birthday, but you still think I want a blender?"

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

Critics In Love

"Clearly, there are things we really should have discussed sooner!"

"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?'

"I wish you'd stop being so negative"

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Emocean.

'I drink because I can't stand my wife since she got fat'...'I comfort eat because I can't stand living with a lousy alcoholic.'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"I don't know what I ever saw in him. I was hoping a fresh set of eyes might see something I missed."

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

With the children all off to college, Gwen has been told this was the time to focus on Gus and rekindle their romance.

'You never listen to me, you only hear what you wanna hear!'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

"I just thought we should talk more."

"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."

'He goes without saying - usually to the pub' (woman to marriage counselor)

'Harold was a lot more attentive when our relationship was on the line.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"You know, Marion, one of the things that has stood the test of time is these tassel oxfords."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'Did my note make sense?' - 'Yep.' - 'So you're okay to do that?' - 'Yep, fine.' - 'What note?' - 'Gah!'

"When you say 'Do we have enough life insurance?' I assume you mean me."

Couple sitting very far apart.

People Work Perfectly...We process all information through our senses...the meaning of communication is the response we get.