New Relationship Mugs

Dating in Oz

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Magnetic attraction between people.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"You're kidding, right?"

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

Blind data.

'Singing to find a mate is so passe.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

I love you.

'Facebook knows me better than you do.'

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'

'You're not how I imagined you'd look from your avatar, Conan.'

"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

"I think you two will enjoy each other immensely."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

They both regretted lying to the dating agency about an interest in art.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

I find you very attractive.

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'We met over the net.'