New Relationship Gifts

Dating in Oz

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Magnetic attraction between people.

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."

"You're kidding, right?"

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

Blind data.

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Singing to find a mate is so passe.'

'Isn't it romantic, Kevin, Mum saying we're like Romeo and Juliet and Dad threatening to kill you!'

I love you.

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

They both regretted lying to the dating agency about an interest in art.

"I think you two will enjoy each other immensely."

I find you very attractive.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

'We met over the net.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'I normally date older men.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.