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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Venus

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Scientists are sexy

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Love Conquers All

Love linked

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Robocop and Juliet.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"