Relationship Romantics T-Shirts

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Scientists are sexy

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

Robocop and Juliet.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).