Review Romantics T-Shirts

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You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dancing in pyjamas

Robocop and Juliet.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Two minds but with a single thought.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Romance"

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

William Wordsworth

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.