Review Romantics T-Shirts

Book publishing.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Scientists are sexy

Robocop and Juliet.

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Romance"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Two minds but with a single thought.

It's the thought that counts!

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

William Wordsworth

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'