Relationship Riddle Solver Prints

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"He's a Hypochondriac !"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Company Ink.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"You complete me, Barbara."

"No heroic measures."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'...Or not.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

"Sometimes George, you're a complete mystery to me..."

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"Instead of paying me compliments, he gives me I.O.U.'s!"

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?