Relationship Problem Solver Prints

"No heroic measures."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"How does this happen? EVERY time we argue, she makes ME look like the bad guy!"

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box