Relationship Rebalancer Pillows

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I love what you've done with him."

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"What's wrong?"

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.