Relationship Rebalancer Mugs

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I love what you've done with him."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"What's wrong?"

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.