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Time to love

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

Aging Problems

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Wow. A corner office at last

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'