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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'Will I still be married?'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.