Relationship Menders Prints

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"I don't know who you are!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'Will I still be married?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Broken Heart

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'