Relationship Junkies Mugs

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Paint pots in love

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Growing Love

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Complaining cricket wives

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"How much is this going to cost me?"