Relatable Struggles Pillows

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We don't talk anymore."

Courage. Love.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Wanna talk about it?

When life gives you lemons...

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"See how controlling he is?!"

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

Unmanned drones.

Happy Days are here again

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'