Reindeer Wrangler Appreciator Pillows

'I hate when they do this.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

The Salmon Run

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Thug life on safari.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Reindeer

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Great Moment in North Pole History