Rabbit Appreciator Pillows

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Laboratory Retriever

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

Say cheese!

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magician Playing Golf.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"I got a job!"

Parenting Skills Training

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

The Rabbit Meeting.