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'I hate when they do this.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The Salmon Run

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Thug life on safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Reindeer

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.