Reindeer Rights Advocates Mugs

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"She wishes to range free!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

Save the river.

The Destruction of the Environment

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Great Moment in North Pole History

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'How dumb can you get?'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.