Reindeer Rights Advocates Gifts

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"She wishes to range free!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Save the river.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Destruction of the Environment

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'How dumb can you get?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'