Reindeer Rights Advocate Gifts

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"I don't care who called shotgun, that's not how this works!"

Santa's Reindeer Speak Out: '...And I just happened to walk by the kitchen and see the 'venison stew' recipe.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I have no thumbs."

"Be kind"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'I can't recommend the beef.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.