Reindeer Advocate Mugs

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Hope...

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.